Funny sms; 9386 messages
Astrologer: U''ll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
128 chars (1 sms)
Happiest man is on whose,
daughter''s photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper
153 chars (1 sms)
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
161 chars (2 sms)
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
118 chars (1 sms)
Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
120 chars (1 sms)
Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter
133 chars (1 sms)
Heartbeats are countless
....
Spirits are ageless
....
Dreams are endless
.....
Memories are timeless
....
A friend like you
.......
Shameless!!!
156 chars (1 sms)
aasma pe jitne sitare hein,
ankho mein jitne ishare hein,
samunder ke jitne kinare hein,
Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hein!
132 chars (1 sms)
Din ko chain nahi,
raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lage kahi,
E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal..
yeh pyar nahi .....
Aajka 41 degree celcius temperature hai.
176 chars (2 sms)
A SARDAR BUYS 4 TYRES BCOZ THEY WERE CHEAP.
HIS WIFE SHOUTS, WHY DID U BUY TYRES,
WHEN WE DONT HAVE A CAR.
SARDAR SHOUTED BACK,
DO I SAY ANYTHING WHEN U BUY BRA......................?.
197 chars (2 sms)
Woh bhi kya din the jab log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ....
par haaye hamari phooti kismat us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the .........
156 chars (1 sms)
Sardar joins army, given AK 47.
Hes puzzld.
Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga
164 chars (2 sms)
kash dil ke ye hasrat poori ho gaye
ap miss cal do aur wo recive ho gaye
sub kuch bhula ker hum kerte rahe batain
hosh tab aye jab balance khatam ho gaye
157 chars (1 sms)
beautiful girl : is dress ki kia price hai?
shop keeper : only 5 kisses
beautiful girl : us dress ki?
shop keeper : only 10 kisses
beautiful girl : donno dress pack ker do bill dadi dain gi
194 chars (2 sms)
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
135 chars (1 sms)